His law is love. His gospel is peace.
Before we begin our banquet I would like to say a few words. And here they are:...– Albus Dumbledore
Do you believe?
Dan Marino said last week, “I’m a believer… in Tim Tebow.” Do you believe? Sports casters don’t know what to say about him. Newspapers can’t say enough and people can’t pull their eyes away from the TV when the Broncos are playing. I watched Tim Tebow and the Broncos play this afternoon against the Chicago Bears. My whole family and I sat on the couch...
Jason: You know, my sister calls you Pizatrick.
Patrick: I like it. Sounds like pizazz.
Jason: “I don’t use my graphing calculator for casual math.” Looking at a pile of meat fat on Jason’s plate and he says “that’s my discard pile.” Dad: “I’m the matriarch of the group (talking about his golfing buddies). Wait… Is that right? Mom & Dani: “Yes, yes it is.” “Glasshole!” Mom’s New...